Monday, October 28, 2019

Seniors Episode Six: The Gift by R. L. Stine

**This blog contains adult language.**

Warning: Spoilers Ahead!!!  This is a recap blog which means I read the book and tell you everything that happens so you don't have to read it yourself.  Do NOT continue to read unless you want to know who the bad guy/girl/haunted jewelry is.

Tag Line: You can keep it.

From the Back of the Book: Jennifer is not herself.  Ever since she got the antique necklace, she has been living in a nightmare.  She believes the necklace is forcing her to commit terrible crimes.  But will it make her kill?

What the hell is that tag line?  Is that really the best they could do?  It doesn't even really make sense.  Also, I need to put a picture of the back of the book here because I have no idea what these two people are doing.

I mean, I suppose maybe she's holding a paper snowflake and he's holding crepe paper and they're decorating for the party but.....never happened in the story for one thing and for another, he looks like he's holding duct tape and she's about to find herself on a milk carton.

This book was published in 1998 and this is my first time reading it. It's book 6 in the series and there's no way I'm doing that many reviews so here's some links.


The beginning of each book gives us a “yearbook” with all the characters. I'll summarize.

Trisha – lists her likes as shopping and her dislikes as “rich girl jokes

Clark – lists his likes as Debra and his dislikes as garlic

Jennifer – lists her likes as basketball and her dislikes as being a Fear in a Fear-hating town

Jade – lists her likes as cheerleading and her dislikes as ghosts

Gary – lists his likes as art class and his dislikes as cops

Kenny – lists his likes as Jade and his dislikes as kids who torture camp counselors

Debra💀 (RIP) – lists her likes as Clark's poems and her dislikes as possessive boyfriends

Stacy – lists her likes as sports and her dislikes as pyscho killers

Josh – lists his likes as Debra and his dislikes as funeral homes (uh oh, that's two for Debra)

Josie – lists her likes as standard goth fare and her dislikes as being compared to stepbrother Josh

Mickey – lists his likes as partying and his dislikes as studying

Marla – lists her likes as writing and her dislikes as goth girls

Mary – lists her likes as running and her dislikes as rich girls

Dana – lists her likes as boys and her dislikes as “private cheerleading performances

Deidre – lists her likes as mysterious guys and her dislikes as “being a good girl” (Dana's twin BTW)

Will – lists his likes as clubbing and his dislikes as the clinic

Ty – lists his likes as cheerleaders and his dislikes as Valentine's Day

Clarissa – lists her likes as art and her dislikes as Mira

Matty – lists his likes as computers and his dislikes as “people who can't take a joke

Phoebe – lists her likes as cheerleading and her dislikes as liars

Mira 😷 (currently institutionalized) – lists her likes as band boys and her dislikes as psychics

Greta – lists her likes as football players and her dislikes as ceramics

Danielle 💀 (RIP) - lists her likes as dancing and her dislikes as being cold

Justin – lists his likes as The Beastie Boys and his dislikes as having his face shoved in the toilet

In the last book, Mary is experimented on in an unethical and quite possibly illegal way by her teacher Mr Morley. After cheating on a test that she wasn't able to study for because of work and practice or something like that, Mr Morley “catches” her and threatens to turn her in unless she does a favor for him. She can't risk getting in trouble because she's on probation for shoplifting so she agrees to the favor. Morley has her do a series of bizarre and increasingly illegal activities for him all while manipulating the results. He even sends in his research assistant Rob to get close to her and help him deceive her. She finally finds out it's all been an elaborate set up and then she fake-poisons them to give them a taste of their own medicine. It was a fucking train wreck of a book and I'm not expecting this one to be any better.

This book begins on Boxing Day with Jennifer Fear running up Trisha's staircase. She's eager to show Trisha her very favorite Christmas present. It's an amulet with a big garnet that her father found in some “junk shop in the Old Village”. Yeah, that's totally not haunted or anything. Sigh. On the back is inscribed “Dominique Fear” which Jennifer thinks is cool. It's like a family heirloom somehow found it's way back to her family.


Jennifer normally doesn't care for anything having to do with her family history. The Fears are kind of infamous in Shadyside and a lot of sinister stuff has happened around them. A lot of people in the town think they are evil or witches or something but Jennifer's family is just a normal family. The necklace is so pretty that she doesn't mind it's an heirloom. I'm sure she'll come to regret this little fit of superficiality by the end of the book.

Trisha and Jennifer start to discuss the New Year's party Jennifer is having at her house in a few days. Jennifer takes this opportunity to tell us that she's dating Ty now. Things didn't end so well with his last girlfriend (although, to be 100% transparent, I can't remember if she died or if she's the one in the “clinic”). Jennifer is pretty gaga over Ty but Trisha warns her not to give her heart away completely. Ty has a bad habit of cheating on his girlfriends. I'm not sure Trisha really has a leg to stand on here since her current boyfriend (Gary) never really bothered to break up with his long-time girlfriend Mary before starting to date Trisha.

Trisha randomly asks to try on the amulet and, of course, has one of her “psychic visions”. I put that in quotes because I think she's a pretty crap psychic. In the vision she sees a woman being hanged. It's not a huge stretch of the imagination given the necklace used to be belong to a Fear and the Fears have been considered evil and witches in the area pretty much always. So it would make sense that one of them was hanged.

Later that night, Ty takes Jennifer to a cemetery to make out. He's a romantic, that boy. As he's kissing her neck he suddenly jumps back and there's blood on his chin. Jennifer tells him that he must have cut his chin on the amulet because the edges are sharp. He seems annoyed and drives Jennifer home. She asks him if he wants to do something the next day and suggests the mall or ice skating. Ty is all fidgety now and tells her that he thinks they should “slow things down” and not see so much of each other. Jennifer is crushed. She asks him if he's seeing anyone else and he admits he is. She gets super pissed and he tells her they should just break up entirely and then he leaves in a huff. I'm not exactly sure how he expected that conversation to go. I'm sure he thought he was so amazing that she'd just be okay with him screwing a bunch of other girls while they dated. He's kind of a douche.

That night Jennifer dreams that she's walking over to the old, abandoned, burned down Fear Mansion. She wakes up outside in Ty's backyard. She's scared to death and can't figure out how she got there. Apparently she used to sleepwalk as a toddler but hasn't done it since Kindergarten. She gets up and goes back home.

Later that morning, Jennifer heads to the library to do some research for a college application essay she needs to turn in soon. Trisha, Deirdre, Phoebe and a few other people are there. She tells Trisha about the sleepwalking incident and then Phoebe approaches. Apparently the rumor mill is saying that Ty was attacked the previous night in his own backyard. Jennifer is, of course, convinced that she attacked Ty in her sleep or something.

Jennifer and Trisha go to a more secluded area to discuss everything that's going on. Trisha touches the amulet and has another vision. For some reason she gets all short-tempered and annoyed with Jennifer and tells her that she has to leave. Jennifer can't figure out what happened. She's sure it was some kind of vision but she doesn't have a clue what it might have been.

Later the two meet back up at Pete's for pizza. Trisha still won't talk about the vision she had in the library and the two of them are just trying to move past it. Ty comes in and Jennifer is happy to see him even with his bandaged head. She starts to rush over to him but then notices he's making horny eyes at Greta. Ty joins Greta and Jennifer is left teary eyed with Trisha. Trisha gets all upset and keeps saying “how dare he” over and over. She can't believe Ty would have the nerve to flaunt his new relationship in front of Jennifer. Again....pot meet kettle because that's exactly what Trisha and Gary have been doing to poor Mary. They were even flaunting before Gary and Mary broke up.

We skip ahead in time. I don't know how much. Stine didn't even bother starting a new chapter. Suddenly Jennifer is at basketball practice with Stacy. It's cold and foggy or something so she offers Stacy a ride home. As she's leaving Stacy's place, she gets upset all over again about Ty. Suddenly a man steps into the road directly in front of her car. She doesn't have time to swerve and she smears the man all over the pavement.

{{{GASP}}}

I finally get to use this.


LOLZ

She doesn't actually kill the guy. He manages to get out of the road and everything's fine. It turns out to be Ty and he's trying to flag someone down because his car broke down. He's not interested in Jennifer's help, however, and tells her to leave him the hell alone.

That night Jennifer has another dream that she's out walking somewhere. She has a box in one hand and some matches in the other. She tells herself she has to hurry and do what must be done.

Jennifer wakes up late the next morning. She's freezing cold but her feet are free of mud and her slippers are dry. She decides this time the dream was just a dream. She hurries to get ready because she's going to be late picking up Trisha. They're supposed to go to the mall to get supplies for the party. On her way out the door she realizes one of her gloves is missing and she can't figure out where she might have dropped it.

Before she can leave the house, Trisha shows up. She's had another vision. In the vision Jennifer did something bad to Ty's house so Trisha decides she's clearly a murderer and basically shakes her by the shoulders screaming “you're the attacker” over and over.

Trisha tells Jennifer that someone set Ty's house on fire last night. Luckily Ty smelled the smoke and called the fire department before too much damage was done but people are saying it was arson. Jennifer runs down the street toward Ty's house. Several of the other seniors are there already. As Jennifer approaches, she sees something in the rubble. It's her missing glove.

The next chapter alternates between Jennifer's dramatic internal monologue as she laments OVER AND OVER AND OVER that she couldn't possibly have burned Ty's house down and Jennifer and Trisha rehashing EVERYTHING THAT'S HAPPENED for us.


The only new thing that happens is that Trisha tells Jennifer the amulet is basically haunted by Dominique and she wasn't a very nice person. She fears Dom is taking Jennifer over in her sleep and doing bad things to get revenge on Ty.

Jennifer goes into her family library to search for info about Dom. Luckily her father is obsessed with the Fear lineage and has collected a massive amount of books on the subject. She finds a handwritten journal of sorts detailing all the births and deaths of the family. Dom was born back in 1863. In 1879 there's another entry saying that Dom almost disgraced the entire family by having an affair with Nigel Fetherston. She had a baby in 1880 and then was hanged for the murder of Nigel two years later. Apparently Dom starting having visions as a child. One day she had a vision of Nigel slipping on some wet rocks and falling over a cliff. She went to warn him but he wasn't home, so she told his wife in an effort to keep him safe. Two days later it really happened and she was arrested for his murder. At the gallows, Dom swore that someone would pay for her death someday. Jennifer wonders if she's trying to take that revenge on Ty for some reason.

Jennifer decides the amulet is causing all of this and she tries to take it off. The clasp is stuck so she tries to break the chain. It seems unbreakable and she's in a complete panic when her mom comes into the room. Her mom easily unclasps the necklace and takes it off. Jennifer puts it in a sock, ties a knot in the top and hides it in the back of a dresser drawer.

The next day Jennifer and Trisha are shopping for those party supplies. Jennifer recounts EVERYTHING she learned about Dom for us even though it isn't even a new chapter. We don't need a review from three paragraphs before, Stine. She's finished up her shopping but Trisha is still going so she takes her bags out to her car. Ty confronts her in the parking lot saying he knows she's the one attacking him. He tells her to leave him alone or she'll be sorry. She gets into her car and prays that it's all over now that she's not wearing the necklace.

Later, Jennifer and Trisha get the house decorated for the party. Jennifer is still upset about her encounter with Ty and she worries that just taking off the necklace isn't enough to break Dom's control over her. Trisha offers to put the necklace on again to see if she can get a helpful vision.

Odds of Trisha's vision being actually helpful: 15%

Trisha puts on the necklace and starts to channel Dom who basically just says that someone will pay over and over again until the end of the chapter. Jennifer takes the necklace off Trisha and everything goes back to normal. They hide the necklace again and hope that's enough to keep Dom's spirit out of them and away from Ty.

It's New Year's Eve now and the party is going full swing. Ty shows up at Jennifer's party in Jennifer's house with Greta which is just a massive dick move. I'm now firmly anti-Ty because he clearly has no empathy at all. Trisha is furious and wants to throw them both out but Jennifer doesn't want to make a big deal of it. She's hoping this means Ty doesn't think she's out to get him anymore.

It's weird that Trisha seems to be more upset by Ty's betrayal than Jennifer is.  I guess maybe she's a really good friend but it seems out of place given the whole Gary/Mary/Trisha story.

The party goes on and Jennifer dances with Kenny since Jade is home sick. As she's dancing she begins to feel really hot and dizzy so she steps outside on the back porch afterward to cool down. She's feeling pretty good about the way things are going when she hears Trisha scream inside. Everyone goes running toward the sound and they find Trisha and Kenny in the guest bedroom staring down at Greta's dead body.

This isn't a GASP/LOLZ situation. Greta seems actually dead. At least for now. There's some kind of heavy ceramic bowl in shards around her busted head and Ty immediately accuses Jennifer of braining her. The police come and that's when everyone notices that the shelf where the bowl was sitting is hanging by one bracket. Apparently it came loose and Greta just happened to be right under it when it did. But what was she doing in the guest bedroom in the first place? Hmmmm.

Despite the police being satisfied it was an accident caused by a falling shelf, Ty screams at Jennifer that she's doing all this crap because she can't handle the fact he dumped her. He says she's “crazy” of course and everyone leaves the party without even looking at Jennifer. Jennifer stops Trisha at the door to protest her innocence again and Trisha reveals that she had a vision of the murder and she saw hands pulling the shelf down. Trisha thinks Jennifer is still being controlled by Dom.

(((((**My manager just pointed out to me that Greta's yearbook dislike mentioned ceramics and she was killed by a falling ceramic bowl. Also Danielle listed her dislike as being cold and when she died it was mentioned that her body was super cold. So there's little clues in there I guess.**)))))

The next morning, Jennifer tells her parents everything. She starts at the beginning and just lays it all out there, concluding that Dom is using her to kill because she's a Fear. That's when her father drops the bombshell. Their last name isn't really Fear. Apparently Jennifer's grandfather just adopted it because being a Fear in this town opened certain doors at the time. They don't really share the blood or the lineage. Jennifer is furious. She's been teased and bullied her entire life because of her last name and now she finds out none of it is true.

The only other person who has been around when Dom makes an appearance is Trisha. Could Trisha be related to Dom instead of Jennifer?

Odds that Trisha is related to Dom instead: 50%

Jennifer goes on a rampage and starts flinging books around the library because she hates everything Fear related again. One of the books has a picture of a house in it and she recognizes it as Trisha's house. The caption says it was given to Dom and Henry when they got married. Jennifer jumps on my little theory real damn quick and assumes that it's Trisha that's related to Dom instead.

She goes back to the journal to take another look and realizes that she missed an entry. Apparently Dom married a man named Henry Conrad. Which is Trisha's last name. Jennifer still worries that she might be involved, though, and she goes through the spell book to see if she can find some kind of solution. She finally finds one for “ridding this plane of the spirit's evil” and thinks maybe she can use it to get rid of Dom.

She picks up the necklace and realizes for the first time that there's some kind of compartment behind the stone. It just happens to have a lock of hair which is what the spell requires!!!


She isn't sure if the hair is Dom's but she knows she has to take a chance. Basically she has to burn the hair to ash and then blow it in the face of the possessed person. So she puts the hair in a jar and burns it, intending to go blow it in Trisha's face. When she gets to Trisha's house, however, she finds out that Trisha is out with Ty. Jennifer panics and knows she has to find them. There's one place she knows that Ty like to take girls.

The cemetery.

She gets there and parks her car. She doesn't see any sign of Ty or Trisha so she goes wandering around the gravestones for some reason. I have no idea what she's doing to be honest. But the bizarre choice pays off because she hears a cackling sound and follows it to a clearing where the 👯Trisha/Dom hybrid👯 is holding sharp scissors over the prone body of what Jennifer assumes to be Ty. She begs 👯Trisha/Dom👯 not to hurt anyone, Then, for some reason, Jennifer tells Dom's entire story TO DOM as if Dom doesn't know why she's pissed. It's surreal.

The typical fight scene occurs with Jennifer and 👯Trisha/Dom👯 fighting over the knife. Jennifer finally manages to blow the ashes into 👯Trisha/Dom's👯 face and the entity starts howling that her eyes are on fire. Then Trisha sinks to her knees and it's all over. She's back to herself.

Trisha says she doesn't remember coming to the cemetery with Ty and Jennifer believes her. She says that it was Dom controlling Trisha and everything is okay. They manage to get Ty into his car and drive him back to his house. He comes to when they get there and the girls manage to convince him that he drove Trisha out to the cemetery, got batshit drunk, passed out and then she called Jennifer to help her get him home. He ends up apologizing to both of them for being such a drunk douche.


Jennifer tells Trisha the entire story later and Trisha doesn't seem too phased about her new lineage. Given her visions, it kind of makes sense that she's genetically a Fear. Then, in the last chapter, we take our only head hop of the entire book and land in Trisha's head. She tells us that she was definitely seeing Ty behind Jennifer's back (and I guess Gary's) and that the two of them got down and dirty in the cemetery more than once.  I guess that's the real reason she got so upset about Ty being with Greta in the pizza place and him bringing her to the party.  She wasn't pissed that Ty was flaunting his new girlfriend in front of Jennifer.  She was pissed because Ty was cheating on her.  

Oh, and she also tells us that she's filled with rage now and she's not so sure that Dom is really gone.  Blah blah blah.



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